People Standing In New And Intriguing Ways

Eric Lund

May 9, 2022 1:00 PM EDT

It's honestly a shame that we're given only a basic 3 poses of "laying down, sort of crouching, and standing." Like what is this, Call of Duty? These pioneers of posture are bringing new shapes to the field of standing. Who knew you could just put your knee up on stuff like that? Is there a good reason why it's unusual to pop down into a super deep squat while waiting for the bus? We can think of about four good reasons not to, but who's to stop you?

Maybe if there's one lesson to be learned from these, it's that if you invent a new form of sitting or standing, and you're in public, it's legal for someone to take a picture of it and put it on the internet. But at least it's a better reason than how a lot of other people find themselves on here. So straighten that back out, push out your keister like you're hiding eggs for Easter, and look at all these interesting positions people found themselves in.